Kim Duchateau, blogged about before, is becoming one of the regular cartoonists for the Flemish weekly news magazine Knack. These illustrations were made for two special editions of Knack, the literary yearbook (above) and the End Of Year special. If you can spot all the references to local news in the latter, you’re either from around here, or you’re too focused.
Yes, I’m a belgian ! No, we haven’t had a government for almost four months. And yes, it would seem that some people would like to bury Belgium, not praise it. But still, I’d like it to continue, at least for my time. Here’s why (from the Sidney Morning Herald with a tip of the hat to soon-to-be-expat Hans D.
With its two halves unable to agree on the formation of a new government, Belgium stands on the verge of disintegration. So should Belgium continue to exist? The answer is yes. Here’s why.The first reason is linguistic. If Belgium does break up, two new nationalities will be born: Flemish and Walloon. Belgian chocolates will become “Flemish chocolates”, and Belgian beer cafes will give way to “Walloon beer cafes”. Belgium owes it to the world to prevent us from having to use either of these unspeakably silly adjectives on anything like a semi-regular basis.
There is a reason no business has ever succeeded with the word “Walloon” in its title, and it is the word “Walloon”, the Oompa-Loompa of national adjectives. To inflict a word like that on the world would be intolerably cruel.
The second reason is historical. Belgium, as many of you will know, was established in 1830 for two reasons: to host the main international conflicts of the 20th century; and to provide a viable, long-term basis for Belgian jokes.
After World War I, Polish jokes briefly threatened to overtake Belgian jokes in popularity, but at Yalta, where Stalin, Roosevelt and Churchill met in 1945 to negotiate the division of postwar international comedy, it was decided that Belgian jokes would go to the West, while Polish jokes were left to the Soviet Union.
If Belgium were to cease to exist, this would create a potentially fatal vacuum at the heart of Western comedy. “Did you hear the one about the Walloon ..?” just doesn’t have the right ring.
The final reason is sexual-culinary. America was built on a noble ideal: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” Belgium was founded on a far punchier plea: “Give me your bureaucrats.” But when people complain that Brussels is “stuffed with bureaucrats”, what they really mean is that everyone who lives there gets to knock off at 5pm every day and spend the rest of the night gorging on wheat beer, mussels and chips. That doesn’t sound like anything to be ashamed of to me.
Belgium long ago abandoned all hope of being a presence on the world stage and gave itself over to the pleasures of alcohol, chocolate, sex and seafood. To this day, it remains a nation untouched by nutrition. These are ideas worth fighting for.
In its almost total lack of ambition, in its unrelenting sense of existential dread, in its drunkenness and in its gluttony, Belgium is the most inspiring of nations. If the Belgians have tired of being Belgian, it is up to us to take their place. If Belgium will not be Belgium, it is up to Australia to be Belgium.
(”Don’t worry, Snowy’s in New York”)
(”Not like that ! In a clear line, OK ?”)
A while ago, a Congolese studen living in Belgium cunningly used the lack of real news during the summer months to file a complaint against Tintin In Belgium as being racist towards the Congolese people (indeed, the Congolese people are a race). At the same time, there was a lot of hubbub about Congolese president Kabilla visiting our country, and Foreign Minister De Gucht objecting to it. And Belgium’s topical cartoonists had a field day (top : Vanmol in Knack, on “Snowy” De Gucht being away, bottom : Kim on the Congolese protest, which was not really in a clear line)
This is a nice illustration Herr Seele made for a series of books published by the Flemish daily Het Nieuwsblad, celebrating Belgium and Belgian life in all its glorious aspects. They even had a book on Belgian comics.
If you don’t get the reference, check out Google Maps. Or come to Brussels.
Since this blog is something of a continuation of my Yahoo Group, i’ve decided to post some stuff from time to time that has made the rounds there. I’ll try to limit myself to stuff that’s fairly public domain.
To start with, here’s a series of illustrations that Johan De Moor did for a publication that was meant to show us Belgian citizens the way through our labyrinthine government bodies.
What’s interesting about this, is that De Moor has brought back to life Balthazar, a character his father, Bob De Moor, created as a filler in Tintin magazine. Bob De Moor, of course, being the genius that gave the later Tintin books the lustre they deserved.
Enjoy…
